November 13th, 2006 at 20:45
I need a good laugh after all the crap this Spammer in Norway has caused me in the last week.. will tell ya all about it in my next post… I’d like to hang him up by his family jewels!
In the meantime, here are some bloopers and headline funnies. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Some are really subtle - read them again
Have a good laugh!
Police in Ireland hunt unwanted man.
One-legged escapee still on the run.
Sewage risk to children pooh-poohed.
Wife thought fire was husband cooking.
Meat shortage - MPs attack minister.
Literary society hears about books.
Animals saved in slaughterhouse fire.
Miners refuse to work after death.
Fire may have caused blaze.
The highlight of the show is Richard Chipperfield’s lion act, featuring a group of 14 tigers.
Lost donkey, answers to the name Harold. Very attractive, dearly beloved by owner. Last seen in a nun’s outfit.
Wedding gown worn once by mistake. Asking $20.
Meat Inspector: The successful applicant will be expected to ensure that no food fit for human consumption leaves the slaughterhouse for distribution to the general public.
Wanted, dead or alive, 2 persons to share 3 bedroom house.
For sale: Jug and basin set, without jug.
Give away 2 kittens, 6wks. Will do light mouse duty.
The dead man is described as white, aged between 30 and 40, with an Irish accent.
Rotfl
More to come at a later date…
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palman Writes:
spammer, hmm geot threw all your defences, hmm i wonder what his phone number is
November 14th, 2006 at 6:19 -
Nina Writes:
LOL to the funnies!
Hehe!
January 24th, 2007 at 13:16 -